Bringing Observed Trials to Malaysia

I want a trial bike BADLY

Man....I want a trial bike so badly I actually dreamt about it in my sleep. I know it's scary! I can't help it!! Right now, I have to take out my seat everytime just to do trackstand man, and I hate it! It will be heaven for me if I can just ride on a real trial bike man! I'll search for infos on google regarding trail biking when I'm working in my cafe!! I keep talking to my wife about trial biking ( the good stuff, like sweating lots, training my legs, training my stamina ETC. She doesn't really know what the hell trial biking is about and HATES me doing tricks and stuff on the bike!!) that she asked me to shut up!
Worst thing is, any friends that visit me....HAHAHAHA you'll get the trial biking bashing talk from me!! LOL
I think I'm nuts man! Considering the fact I can't trackstand properly! LOL

And I think this is sexier than any woman on earth! :) LOL